Ascendent & Physical Appearance (from my personal experience)

  • Aries:rather masculine, nice arched eyebrows, strong jawstructure
  • Taurus:doe eyes, tan easily, womanly bodies, thick hair
  • Gemini:petite, youthful looks, long limbs, crooked smiles
  • Cancer:baby faces, fragile bodies, round faces and watery eyes
  • Leo:awesome strong hair, friendly feautures, one milliond dollar smiles
  • Virgo:prominent noses, sad puppy eyes, healthy bodyweight
  • Libra:feminine symmetrical faces, no prominent features, very balanced
  • Scorpio:reptilian eyes, nice skin, memorable / outstanding feautures
  • Sagittarius:friendly, ageless faces, strong legs
  • Capricorn:mature faces, nice cheekbones, compact bodies
  • Aquarius:long limbs, sleepy eyes, big smiles
  • Pisces:small eyes.. ?? anything is possible with pisces
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esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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theshoutingendoflife:

theshoutingendoflife:

Did you hear about the entire city that was stolen from Yorkshire?

The police still don’t have any Leeds.

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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sorta-out-there:

disneyfrozenprincess:

peterapanzel:

pile-on-the-years:

baku-babe:

jordanpowers1995:

baku-babe:

frozenheadcanons:

Olaf will melt when Elsa dies.

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I’M SORRY, IT WAS A THOUGHT.

Well then *ahem* WHY WOULD YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!!!
 *cries*

Um, I hate to be that person but…imagine Anna singing Do You Want To Build A Snowman at Elsa’s grave. 

first of all how dare you

i’m so done right now

i’d like to apologies before hand for this.

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i am very sorry.

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Reblog if you’re the weird friend.

h0llywood-bliss:

laxpetitexmorte:

hiddlesandsolo:

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I think everyone on tumblr needs to reblog this.

always

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower
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